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The Earmig is a small insect which looks very much like a Earwig, however it is luminous purple due to its diet of Brain and Mig fruit. It is known as the Earmig because it will crawl into the ear of it's sleeping host and bite into the brain, and control the host. It tends to make the host do strange and really stupid things which are generally regarded as impossible, such as turn purple, spin on the head, fly, and shove strange (and often non-edible) objects down the host's throat (often all simultaneously). It will then exit the host and post videos of the encounter on Youtube and Somebodyelsetube and see what kind of comments it will recieve.

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